Just go with it...

beyonceforbreakfast:

tazerbitchinheels:

homochitto:

because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun

"PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!"

my name is phillip so that comment startled me for a second

beyonceforbreakfast:

tazerbitchinheels:

homochitto:

because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun

"PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!"

my name is phillip so that comment startled me for a second

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“He may still love you. He probably does. He probably doesn’t know what he wants. He probably still thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.”

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anonymous (via bewildered-perceptions)

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there’s a lot of quotes on here that make a lot of sense to me and I can relate to really well, but this quote for some reason really just took a huge place in my heart and instantly made me realize. I really love this quote. (via crybabyjpg)

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perspicacityatwork:

NEED

poppunknigga:

stridersis:

freeindie:

Awolnation's Sail on a Tesla Coil. Science is cool.

holy shit yes

this is the greatest thing ever

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Britney 2016

reason #470 I love this movie

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drappleluv:

tastefullyoffensive:

Dinovember [medium]

In the movie Pin the father makes his son believe that his life-size anatomically correct medical dummy is alive and that does not end well.

i cant even

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willambelli:

so many fat pussy jokes.
WILLAM

willambelli:

so many fat pussy jokes.

WILLAM

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This 1908 image of women smoking and drinking was intended to be a horrifying glimpse of a post-suffrage future. Now it just looks like an awesome bar.

This 1908 image of women smoking and drinking was intended to be a horrifying glimpse of a post-suffrage future. Now it just looks like an awesome bar.

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“Unless I write “and then his Galaxy 4’s battery died” no one can ever get lost, forget an important fact, meet a partner outside of a dating site, or do anything that doesn’t eventually have them picking up a phone. So I’m stuck writing about an era where Ethan Hawke was considered the pinnacle of manliness.”

—   

Robert Lanham on not being able to write fiction set after 2002, Your Phone Is Ruining You For Us - The Awl (via housingworksbookstore)

This is such an interesting and terrifying point.

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LMFAO Seriously?  I can’t even get my thoughts together to express how many things are wrong with this.

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Perhaps they don’t have service, or at least not enough to get the maps app to load properly.  Perhaps they don’t even have a smartphone, because not everybody does, you classist fuck.  Perhaps they’re just shit at reading maps, so they keep thinking they’re going the right way according to the map they pulled up, only to realize, no, that wasn’t it either.  Perhaps they’re alone in their car and so they can only take quick glances at their phone so it’s really fucking hard to read their directions and they get lost anyway because they missed a step or didn’t realize that was their exit until they were past it.  

Perhaps they don’t keep lists of shit to do on their phone.  Perhaps they don’t have a hyper-developed “let me ask the internet!” reflex when confronted with the unknown.  Perhaps they forgot to set a reminder for some important thing.  Perhaps they were so sure they’d remember they didn’t bother to make a note of it.  Perhaps, again, they don’t have signal.  Perhaps they’re just shit at looking things up on the internet and give up in frustration after a moment or two.

Perhaps they don’t even do dating sites.  Perhaps they just take their fucking phone with them while they’re out and about and meet people in other places, while carrying the phone, but not actively being on it.  (Honestly, wtf was dating sites even doing on a list like this?  Like they’re an intrinsic part of the smartphone user experience?)

Basically, perhaps you could engage your fucking imagination like a halfway decent writer and figure out how to work modernity into your plots, or at least shut the fuck up whining about how incompetent and ignorant you are, you fucking hack.

(via sonneillonv)

bolding mine because it’s embarrassing how lazy old male novelists are. young people are making plenty of modern fiction—there’s no excuse. also, is “they got lost” seriously your only plot point? 

(via softurl)

i have to reblog again though because i violated the Rule and looked in the comments and found the perfect rebuttal

(via softurl)

What’s a “Galaxy 4”?

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kittensightings:

ednons-blog:

bridgemcgidge:

rampageginger:

Make-A-Wish Foundation made this kid’s dream come true. What a wonderful thing that has happened.

i just broke down and started crying into my ice cream

OMG I heard about this on Hollywood Babble-On! Ah, it’s so adorable and amazing and holy shit yes I want to cry.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/san-francisco-gotham-city-batman-20898626

My faith in humanity is restored.

theres still hope for humanity <3

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